June 2012
177 posts
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
a special message for a very special someone
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
It's better to offend by asking than to offend by...
dudesranch:
if you don’t drink
you’re not better than people who do
if you do drink
you’re not better than people who don’t
if you don’t smoke
you’re not better than people who do
if you smoke
you’re not better than people who don’t
if you wear crocs
there’s no help for you i’m sorry
